EXAMPLES: NON-BUSINESS RELATED PUBLISHED WORK

I like to write. Here's a collection of columns and stories I've had published, plus an archive of work. Mostly humor related plus some other stuff thrown in for good measure, Just in case you wanted to read more of my writings.

COLLEGE - HULLABALOO AND COLLEGE REPORTER PARODY

Hullabaloo humor magazine and College Reporter parody edited and authored by Gary Zenker. Click to open pdf

Hullabaloo 1982 - Gary Zenker, Editor and Contributing Writer

Hullabaloo 1983 - Gary Zenker,

Co-Editor and Contributing Writer

Hullabaloo 1984 - Gary Zenker,

Co-Editor and Contributing Writer

College Reporter Parody 1983 - Gary Zenker,  Co-Editor, Contributing Writer

College Reporter Parody 1984 - Gary Zenker,  Co-Editor, Contributing Writer

COLLEGE - COLLEGE REPORTER NEWSPAPER COLUMNS

Some reprints, some created specifically for the newspapers. Click to open pdf.

Real People - Feb 1, 1983

Machine Age - Aug 14, 1983

Life In The Fast Lane - Sept 21, 1983

Who's At First - Sept 28, 1983

Seniority - Oct 5, 1983

Stylish - Oct 12, 1983

Literally - Oct 19, 1983

In The Right - Oct 26, 1983

Blind Date - Nov 9, 1983

Saturday the 14th - Jan 25, 1984

No Place Like Home - Feb 22, 1984

Calling Home - Mar 14, 1984

Misplaced Memories- April 4, 1984

My Interview- April 18, 1984

While the Cat's Away - April 25, 1984

Outgoing Male - ???, 1984

On My Own- Sept 26, 1984

A COUPLE MORE LAUGHS

Other pearly projects. Click to open pdf.

LOCAL NEWSPAPER COLUMNS

ROXBOROUGH REVIEW & OTHERS

Several newspapers ran my humor columns. Some are edits of the original College Reporter pieces; others were newly written. Note: Original titles were mangled by the Editor - ARGH! 

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Dumb Luck - Sept 21, 1988

Dress Rehearsal- Sept 28, 1988

Ticket To Paradise - Oct 5, 1988

Family Trip - Oct 12, 1988

The Real Thing - Oct 19, 1988

Bank Statement - Oct 22, 1988

Halloween - Oct 26, 1988

Season's Greetings - Dec 7, 1988

Car Robbery - Dec 21, 1988

Racing For The Sled - Jan 11, 1989

Saturday the 14th - Jan 18, 1989

While The Cat's Away - Jan 25, 1989

Name Droppers - Feb 1, 1989

Fa La La La La - Feb 8, 1989

Better To Give  - Feb 15, 1989

On Being A Writer - Feb 23, 1989

Life In The Fast Lane - Mar 1, 1989

Good People- Mar 8, 1989

The Iceman Cometh - Mar 29, 1989

Scheduling - April 15, 1989

Back To School - April 19, 1989

Marriage Vowels - unknown

Balancing Act - unknown