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EXAMPLES: NON-BUSINESS RELATED PUBLISHED WORK
I like to write. Here's a collection of columns and stories I've had published, plus an archive of work. Mostly humor related plus some other stuff thrown in for good measure, Just in case you wanted to read more of my writings.
COLLEGE - HULLABALOO AND COLLEGE REPORTER PARODY
Hullabaloo humor magazine and College Reporter parody edited and authored by Gary Zenker. Click to open pdf
Hullabaloo 1982 - Gary Zenker, Editor and Contributing Writer
Hullabaloo 1983 - Gary Zenker,
Co-Editor and Contributing Writer
Hullabaloo 1984 - Gary Zenker,
Co-Editor and Contributing Writer
College Reporter Parody 1983 - Gary Zenker, Co-Editor, Contributing Writer
College Reporter Parody 1984 - Gary Zenker, Co-Editor, Contributing Writer
COLLEGE - COLLEGE REPORTER NEWSPAPER COLUMNS
Some reprints, some created specifically for the newspapers. Click to open pdf.
Real People - Feb 1, 1983
Machine Age - Aug 14, 1983
Life In The Fast Lane - Sept 21, 1983
Who's At First - Sept 28, 1983
Seniority - Oct 5, 1983
Stylish - Oct 12, 1983
Literally - Oct 19, 1983
In The Right - Oct 26, 1983
Blind Date - Nov 9, 1983
Saturday the 14th - Jan 25, 1984
No Place Like Home - Feb 22, 1984
Calling Home - Mar 14, 1984
Misplaced Memories- April 4, 1984
My Interview- April 18, 1984
While the Cat's Away - April 25, 1984
Outgoing Male - ???, 1984
On My Own- Sept 26, 1984
A COUPLE MORE LAUGHS
Other pearly projects. Click to open pdf.
LOCAL NEWSPAPER COLUMNS
ROXBOROUGH REVIEW & OTHERS
Several newspapers ran my humor columns. Some are edits of the original College Reporter pieces; others were newly written. Note: Original titles were mangled by the Editor - ARGH!
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Dumb Luck - Sept 21, 1988
Dress Rehearsal- Sept 28, 1988
Ticket To Paradise - Oct 5, 1988
Family Trip - Oct 12, 1988
The Real Thing - Oct 19, 1988
Bank Statement - Oct 22, 1988
Halloween - Oct 26, 1988
Season's Greetings - Dec 7, 1988
Car Robbery - Dec 21, 1988
Racing For The Sled - Jan 11, 1989
Saturday the 14th - Jan 18, 1989
While The Cat's Away - Jan 25, 1989
Name Droppers - Feb 1, 1989
Fa La La La La - Feb 8, 1989
Better To Give - Feb 15, 1989
On Being A Writer - Feb 23, 1989
Life In The Fast Lane - Mar 1, 1989
Good People- Mar 8, 1989
The Iceman Cometh - Mar 29, 1989
Scheduling - April 15, 1989
Back To School - April 19, 1989
Marriage Vowels - unknown​
Balancing Act - unknown​